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公安部要清掃洋垃圾：抓洋流氓，保護無知少女，五道口和三裡屯是重災區；斬首洋蛇頭，美歐失業者來中國圈錢，販賣人口，妖言惑眾鼓勵移民；識別洋間諜，找個中國女人同居，職業是搜集情報，以遊客為名義為日本韓國和美歐測繪地圖，完善GPS；趕走洋潑婦，關閉半島電視台駐京辦，讓妖魔化中國的閉嘴滾蛋。

- 楊銳

(5, by the way.)

Translation:

洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋：洋洋洋洋，洋洋洋洋洋洋，洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋；洋洋洋洋洋，洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋，洋洋洋洋，洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋；洋洋洋洋洋，洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋，洋洋洋洋洋洋洋，洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋，洋洋洋洋，洋洋洋洋洋，洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋，洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋。

(5, by the way.)

For those not a fan of the magnificent 楊銳 translation machine, here’s a less literal translation:

Fucking “foreigners,” fucking “foreigners,” fucking “foreigners,” something offensive about women, fucking “foreigners,” fucking “foreigners,” GPS, fucking “foreigners,” another offensive thing about women, fucking “foreigners” and fucking “foreigners.”

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When they finally do come for you it will be with a suit and a tie, not a gun and a uniform.