2012年6月7日 星期四

The Untranslatables: Plastic Cups edition

第十一本書 (猜一句成語)?

答案:BOOK 11 (不可思議)

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Absolute zero cold. Every time I run across one of these my heart literally stops dead in its tracks from the body blow that are these “jokes.”

I’m not quite decided on why they’re untranslatable. Is it because they’re so bad that translating them poses a health risk to the reader? To the translator? Is it possible that in translating them they would dissolve into nothing? Something like this,

English: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why?

To get to the other side.

中:

 

 

or

中: 為...雞為... ... 靠.

算了。

The closest I can think of is this, where the really great jokes start at 4:15.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyc8j-LxzLU

“Four-hundred and eight over rice.”

In the clip we do get a kids “Superman” joke, which is close to some of the stuff that slays me, and I’ll certainly get it up here if my heart is able to restart itself after reading it next time.

I remember reading some “joke” books when I was a kid where all the “jokes” would be these one line puns that almost tried to NOT be funny. I remember thinking, “that’s not a joke, that’s just two things that rhyme. Why is this in a book? This isn’t anything!” I was about 10.

2012年5月29日 星期二

公安部要清掃洋垃圾:抓洋流氓,保護無知少女,五道口和三裡屯是重災區;斬首洋蛇頭,美歐失業者來中國圈錢,販賣人口,妖言惑眾鼓勵移民;識別洋間諜,找個中國女人同居,職業是搜集情報,以遊客為名義為日本韓國和美歐測繪地圖,完善GPS;趕走洋潑婦,關閉半島電視台駐京辦,讓妖魔化中國的閉嘴滾蛋。

- 楊銳

(5, by the way.)

Translation:

洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋:洋洋洋洋,洋洋洋洋洋洋,洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋;洋洋洋洋洋,洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋,洋洋洋洋,洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋;洋洋洋洋洋,洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋,洋洋洋洋洋洋洋,洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋,洋洋洋洋,洋洋洋洋洋,洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋,洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋洋。

(5, by the way.)

For those not a fan of the magnificent 楊銳 translation machine, here’s a less literal translation:

Fucking “foreigners,” fucking “foreigners,” fucking “foreigners,” something offensive about women, fucking “foreigners,” fucking “foreigners,” GPS, fucking “foreigners,” another offensive thing about women, fucking “foreigners” and fucking “foreigners.”

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When they finally do come for you it will be with a suit and a tie, not a gun and a uniform.

2012年5月21日 星期一

Properly translating the important parts of politics

很奇怪耶你!

1.What the fuck!

2. What’s wrong with you?

3. You’ve got to be kidding me.

4. You’re unbelievable.

2012年4月14日 星期六

Literal Translation and Dead Translation

Recently, no small number of individuals have been attacking the idea of literal translation. They don’t claim that literal translations are actually incomprehensible; instead, they say that the translations are merely difficult to get through. Even if we grant that literal translations are more difficult to get through than other types of translation, they certainly aren’t impossible to understand. There’s a word for translations that are actually incomprehensible and it’s not literal translation; it’s dead translation.

Roughly speaking, literal translation is writing that doesn’t recklessly differ from the original. More specifically, it means translation that attempts to maintain the tone and style of the original. Aside from the negative admonition against reckless adaptation, the positive implication of that first definition above is that care must be taken with regards to sentences as a whole. Words in Western languages can differ greatly between actual usage and their dictionary definitions. The meaning of a word can change based on conditions, while a dictionary would merely note its basic meaning. Dictionaries are incapable of noting all these conditions-based changes. Because of this, appropriate translations must be made based on the meaning of a word in its context. Inserting a dictionary definition in your translation instead, is simply dead translating. While a word chosen this way won’t recklessly differ from a dictionary definition, it will not match the source text. Even if we stop looking at the question of a translated word matching the source text, dead translations still aren’t very good. With dead translation the words still find themselves lacking proper arrangement. And it is this kind of translation that is truly incomprehensible. For less discerning readers, these dead translations are perceived to be failed literal translations. That criticism, however, is wholly without merit. The basis of literal translation is solid. It is translators, originally seeking to produce literal translations, but ultimately failing, and producing dead translations, who are to blame for this common occurrence. The only other explanation is that some imagine literal translation to be some trivial task and don’t take their work very seriously, producing the kind of work that leaves readers scratching their heads. There are no positive steps to be taken at this point to solve the problem; the best we can do is call for translators to stop taking the task of literal translation so lightly.

“直譯”與“死譯”

茅盾 -《小說月報》第13卷第8期

1922年8月

死譯 could have just as easily been 笨譯 or 蠢譯. I think “dumb” translation is maybe a better term in English in any of the cases. “book” translation would be good if it didn’t imply the translation of actual books. Maybe “rule” translation.

2012年3月13日 星期二

Taiwan’s female magazine titles properly translated: Volume 2

女人我最大

女人我最大

Ladies on top

(runners-up: Women Livin’ Large, We the shit)

For all of you who guessed “My cold, dead, deer-in-the-headlights look is supposed to make me look sexy MONTHLY”, there’s lot’s more magazines to go through. Have no fears.

2012年3月12日 星期一

Taiwan’s female magazine titles properly translated: Volume 1

ladies makin' bank

女人變有錢

Ladies makin’ bank

(runners-up: Women gettin’ cash money, Paper-chasin’ for the fairer sex)

2012年2月14日 星期二

Research? We don’t need no stinkin’ research!

 

“It’s clear that a lot of money has been spent on this. For example, many entries are accompanied by well-documented, precise explanations by distinguished lexicographers. Ha! Just kidding! Many entries are really accompanied by videos — some two hundred of them — of cutesy puppets gabbing about cross-strait differences in Mandarin expressions.”

- http://pinyin.info/news/2012/new-database-of-cross-strait-differences-in-mandarin-goes-online/